Guy Is Looking To Make A Baby During The Eclipse

People are getting really excited about the upcoming solar eclipse, but one guy in Oregon is taking it to a whole new level. He’s hoping to meet a lady who wants to make an eclipse baby with him and he’s posted an ad on Craigslist for her, of course.

The ad starts by explaining that he’s 40-years old, white dude from Europe and that his “heritage is strong and pure.” It really starts to get interesting in the second sentence when he explains that his “looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.” Alrighty, then.

He goes on to say that he’s looking for “a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts” to join him in Oregon to experience the total eclipse. “If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening,” he writes.

But this next part of the ad really gets to the heart of what he’s after: “When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” He also explains that while getting it on, “everything will be aligned in the local universe” and that “in a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love…” Who knew he had that kind of power?!

So if you’re down with all that and you’re still interested in making an eclipse baby with this fella, he also says “you must like cats,” so if you’re not a cat person, you’re out. But he says “drugs are okay,” so at least he’s flexible on that point. Good luck, dude. Hope you find the woman of your eclipse dreams.

Source: Hello Giggles

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