Tweets From Parents Who Are Desperate For Alone Time


Most parents have hardly had any time to themselves since the coronavirus lockdown began since they’ve all been hunkered down with their children. Many have taken some drastic, and hilarious measures to get a few minutes to themselves, with many sharing their desperation on Twitter. 

Well, "Huffington Post" has rounded up some of the funniest tweets about parents needing “alone time” and we bet a lot of moms and dads can relate.

They include:

Not the Nanny@not_thenanny
I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.
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8:42 AM - May 20, 2020
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365 people are talking about this

That Mom Tho@mom_tho
parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed
466
7:40 AM - May 21, 2020
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179 people are talking about this

Snarky Mommy@SnarkyMommy78
Quarantine level: I let my 3yo play with playdoh before 8am and I didn’t even try to stop her when she started combining colors cause it gave me a few min of peace and quiet
623
7:39 AM - Apr 18, 2020
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102 people are talking about this

The Salty Mamas@saltymamas
*Husband takes the kids outside so I can be alone
*Grab a book and sit down to relax ALL BY MYSELF for the first time in 8 weeks
Baby inside my uterus: *kicks* Bitch, you thought.
151
7:59 AM - May 11, 2020
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16 people are talking about this

Vision Bored@VisionBored1
Don’t tell my kids but when I say they can play video games as a reward for being done their schoolwork the reward is for me and the reward is silence and being left alone
261
12:02 PM - Apr 21, 2020
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52 people are talking about this

✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿Ohio mom of two@OhioMomoftwo
Husband and kids go out for a walk.
Me: Ahhhhhhh....peace and quiet!
Neighbor: This is a perfect time for circular saw use.
53
7:29 AM - May 24, 2020
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Divergent Mama@Divergentmama
Homeschooling Tip: if you count Tiktok in their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes you might get a few hours alone in peace.
328
7:02 AM - Apr 17, 2020
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126 people are talking about this

Rodney Lacroix@RodLacroix
[8 AM]
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: Why didn't you wake me?
53
6:04 AM - Apr 25, 2020
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Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking
7 got mad at me and didn't talk to me for a while hour.
How do I make all 3 of them mad at me so I get a good solid hours peace?
Wrong answers only.
176
3:32 PM - May 23, 2020
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53 people are talking about this

Moderately Mom@momtribevibe
Live ~ Laugh ~ Lock yourself in the bathroom and enjoy some alone time today. You deserve it.
334
6:55 AM - May 3, 2020
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105 people are talking about this

Kristen Mei Chase@thatkristen
If you see a car sitting in an abandoned parking lot, just know it's probably a mom, trying to get some peace, quiet, and work done. #Quarantine
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12:43 PM - Apr 30, 2020
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Source:Huffington Post